Altogether Ooky

[Intro]:F5 D5 A5 C5
F5 D5 A5 C5

[Verse 1]:F5
Caught you
             A5
Sniffing my boxers
F5
Who the fuck does that
D5        A5
  At Red Lobster?
F5
Creepy
                       A5
Like when Tom Cruise laughs
F5
That's how your finger
D5            A5
  Felt in my ass

[Chorus]:C5          F5
  I'm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with
  C5
 А bunch of villagers carrying torches
F5                    D5                  A5
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl

[Bridge]:F5 D5 A5 C5 x2

[Verse 2]:F5
The way
             A5
Your kisses tasted
F5
Skeeve me the hell out
D5               A5
  Like shitting naked
F5
Why would
                A5
I wanna stay friends?
F5
Rather get raped by
D5          A5
  Clowns again

[Chorus]:C5          F5
  I'm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with
  C5
 А bunch of villagers carrying torches
F5                    D5                  A5
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl
G5        F5
I'm gonna come to your house on the back of a horse with
  C5
 А bunch of villagers carrying torches
F5                    D5                  A5 C5
Most of whom dislike monsters like you, girl

[Solo]:F5 C5 F5 D5
A5 C5 F5 C5
F5 D5 A5 C5

[Outro]:C5  F5
  I rub the lotion on the skin
   C5
Or else I get the hose again
  F5             D5
I rub the lotion on the skin
   A5             C5
Or else I get the hose again
  F5
I rub the lotion on the skin
   C5
Or else I get the hose again
  F5             D5
I rub the lotion on the skin
   A5             C5
Or else I get the hose again
  F5
I rub the lotion on the skin
   C5
Or else I get the hose again
  F5             D5
I rub the lotion on the skin
   A5             C5
Or else I get the hose again
  F5
I rub the lotion on the skin
   C5
Or else I get the hose again
  F5             D5
I rub the lotion on the skin
   A5             C5
Or else I get the hose again