Trouble In The Message Centre

G A Db Eb
I Am the message centre
G A Db Eb
Local and direct
G A Db Eb
Room to room an operator 
(no calls today dear, they'll just have to wait dear)
G A Db Eb
I call and I collect 
(so just strike him softly away from the body)
Bbm Dbm Abm B
You're made up too shiny today (in so much trouble)
Bbm Dbm Abm B
Thoughts are just pissing away "
Bbm Dbm Abm B
A new type face a new day "
Bbm Dbm Abm B
You can't remember ten minutes ago.
E F#
It's too much trouble

Middle 8 up half a tone, 
so that's (Bm D Am C x4) (then E F#)

Chorus