Perfect Girl

Intro: C C3  (x4) 
       Cadd9  Em7  Cadd9  (x2) 
 
     G                               D
Home alone the other night I got to drinkin’ and a thinkin’ 
        Am                   C
Bout the women of this old world 
            G
Well I’ve known quite a few but between me and you 
        Am                      C
I ain’t never met the perfect girl 
            G                    D
They either ain’t that fun, or way too young 
         Am                   C
or they ain’t gotta like of sense 
         G                        D
I don’t know if she exists but I’m making up a list 
            Am              C
that I’m checkin em all against 
 
                                 D
Well she’s gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven 
          G     G/F#      Em           C
She was born in 86 or maybe 87 she got, 
                    G             D
full intentions of getting her Ph.D 
                C            D
She got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty 
            G     G/F#         Em
She’s a certified bonafide cold blooded cutie 
 Am                                           D
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be 
                          G
won’t you tell her bout me 
 C               G
won’t you tell her bout me 
 
I don’t mean to sound picky but relationships are tricky 
and I’m lookin for a perfect fit 
I wanna smoking hot honey with a whole lotta money 
whose favorite thing is sharing it 
Well you cant’ really miss her 
hell she may be your sister but whoever she might be 
You’d be a real life saver if you'd do me one favor 
and put in a good word for me 
 
She’s gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven, she measures 36-24-37 
She got full intentions of financially supporting me 
She got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty 
And she don’t get mad when I watch dirty movies 
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be 
won’t you tell her bout me 
 
 Am                             C
You can tell her that I’m all alone 
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and to call me if she would 
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You can tell anything, as long as it’s all good 
 
But she’s gotta be 5 foot 11, smells like heaven 
let’s me do what I want to 24/7 
She got, full intentions of letting me be me 
And you know she got a big ole dually, a countryfied booty 
And she thinks cleanin house is a women’s duty 
If anybody knows where the perfect girl might be 
Won’t you tell her bout me