The Only Difference Between Martyrdom and Suicide

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Sit tight, I'm gonna need you to keep time 
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Come on just snap, snap, snap your fingers for me 
                      A 
Good, good now we're making some progress 
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Come on just tap, tap, tap your toes to the beat 
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And I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well 
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Don't you see, I'm the narrator, and this is just the prologue? 
 
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Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen 
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Oh, we're still so young but desperate for attention 
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I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives 
 E                          F#m  
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen 
           D                 A                 E  
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention 
  D           E        F#m  
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives 
 
     F#m                A  
Applause, applause, no wait wait 
      D                          E  
Dear studio audience, I've an announcement to make: 
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It seems the artists these days are not who you think 
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So we'll pick back up on that on another page 
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And I believe this may call for a proper introduction, and well 
            A     D                        E        F#m  
Don't you see, I'm the narrator and this is just the prologue 
 
 E                          F#m  
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen 
           D                 A                 E  
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention 
  D           E        F#m  
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives 
 E                          F#m  
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen 
           D                 A                 E  
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention 
  D           E        F#m  
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives 
 
 F#m                   (D)         (E) 
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen 
 F#m                   (A)         (E) 
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen 
 F#m                   (D)         (E) 
Swear to shake it up, you swear to listen 
 F#m                     E  
Swear to shake it up, swear to shake it up 
 
 E                          F#m  
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen 
           D                 A                 E  
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention 
  D           E         F#m  
I aim to be, your eyes, trophy boys, trophy wives 
 E                           F#m  
Swear to shake it up, if you swear to listen 
           D                 A                 E  
Oh, we're still so young, desperate for attention 
  D          E    E  (let ring) 
I aim to be, your eyes  
 
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